Proaspat casatoriti

S-au casatorit. Ea are o pisica. Pisica sare pe masa si varsa scrumiera. El e nervos:
– Una la mana!…
Dupa cateva ore, pisica sparge un pahar. El:
– Doua la mana…
Dupa alte cateva ore pisica rastoarna acvariul si mananca pestisorul.
El zice:
– Trei la mana!
Si scoate pistolul si o impusca. Sotia sare la gatul lui:
– Ce-ai facut, idiotule? Mi-ai omorat pisica.
Sotul:
– Una la mana!…

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