Doua tiganci la farmacie

Se duc doua tiganci la farmacie:
– Saru’mana, coana, aveti prafuri de paduchi lati?
– Iesiti afara,nespalatelor,huidumelor…
Tot asa patesc prin toate farmaciile pana i se face mila unei farmaciste:
– Mai,fetelor,chiar nu avem,dar vorbiti si voi mai elevat,lumii ii e scarba si de voi ca tiganci si de paduchi in sine…
– Pai, cum sa zicem,coana,ca noi nu suntem scolite
– Pai, ziceti si voi, de exemplu:”antidoturi ptr paraziti intimi”
– Aaaaaa, asa ! Se duc la alta farmacie:
– Saru’mana conita,aveti antidoturi pentru paraziti intimi?
Farmacista sa cada pe spate: – Avem,fetelor si cam cat sa va dau?
– Pai…sa fie asa,cam cat intra in doua pizde!

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